#stephen king textpost

[hybridtheories]

rest of em... still very much tinkering with their designs and every thang

first post

[theplanisinruins]

pnat textposts (1/2)

it was only when putting all of these together to post that i realised how many feature isaac. i very obviously have a favourite character

[solradguy]

Interlude 08 was such a drag but it had to be done. Interlude chapter 09 is happening already. Can you believe it? I am putting that bad guy back into more situations and it hasn't even been 6 months between updates yet. There are going to be women. There are going to be guns. Someone might die. Things might get lit on fire. I'm hoping there might be an explosion but you know what. Do you want to know a secret

I haven't planned a damn thing that's happened in this fic. I'm just making this shit up as it goes. What's gonna happen next? I dunno, but we are going to find out together

[thelivingautomaton]

obligatory pinned post to catch everyone up on What My Deal Is

hi i'm kristina. they/she/any pronouns. not a "real" doctor (i have a phd) but i am a real worm. living in maryland and making viruses for a living 🦠

TAGS THAT I USE FOR MY POSTS: #automatonic posting, for any personal textpost; #automatonic asks, for asks; #automatonic pictures, for pictures; #automatonic writing, for any writing i post (or occasionally, posts about my writing).

THINGS YOU WILL SEE A LOT OF ON MY BLOG: queued posts (9 out of 10 reblogs are spit out through my queue: #queue who). #art. pictures of space (#space is the place). #words and/or #poetry. #history. music (#Kristina's jams). #cats and #dogs, not necessarily living together. #tarot. going nuclear (#nuclear tag) or going to the poles (#polar exploration tag). posts about #nyc and posts about maryland (under #maryland mentioned)

SOME LONG-STANDING AND CURRENT LOVES FOR FICTION (everything tagged by name, pretty much)

movies: aaaaalllllll kinds of horror movies. the truman show. dark city. AKIRA. moon. blade runner. brazil. the fall. honestly just take a look at the all-time favs list i made on my letterboxd

directors: david lynch. david cronenberg. john carpenter. martin scorsese. oliver stone (sorry).

tv shows: LOST. twin peaks. the prisoner. the x files. severance. the simpsons. star trek (namely the original series, next gen, and deep space 9). fringe. the leftovers. nowhere man.

books: the dark tower. the stand. chronicles of amber. the divine comedy. rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead (i know it's a play, whatever). richard iii (I KNOW IT'S A PLAY, WHATEVER). house of leaves. the master and margarita.

authors: stephen king. roger zelazny. terry pratchett. dostoevsky. tom stoppard. shakespeare. philip k dick. susanna clarke.

video games: silent hill. alan wake. control. soulsborne games. disco elysium. planescape torment. hades 1/2.

anime/manga: berserk. trigun. jojo's bizarre adventure. neon genesis evangelion. bleach.

music (not to be confused with musicals): bruce springsteen. nine inch nails. talking heads. radiohead. the mountain goats. basically any kind of post-punk, new wave, and alt-rock you can think of.

musicals (not to be confused with music): les miserables. phantom of the opera. natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812. jesus christ superstar.

OTHER TAGS I USE: #gender tag, for that mysterious and ineffable self-descriptor; #religion tag, for religious stuff; #grad school tag and #the post grad life, for the struggles of academia and industry respectively; #husband tag, for posts that remind me of my husband (does not have a tumblr); #dad tag, for posts that remind me of my dad (DOES have a tumblr); #writing tag, for posts about writing.

AND I ALSO HAVE OCS: #henry tag, #dunya tag, #val tag, #leithe tag, #jocasta tag, #dirk tag, #maia tag, and a general #oc tag for things that are Vibes(TM). henry is my current d&d blorbo, maia is my former d&d blorbo, everyone else lives in the world of #occidentia. i've also put some thought into DMing a spelljammer campaign and stuff for that is tagged #spelljams. ask me about any of this stuff at any time

WHERE YOU CAN ALSO FIND ME: letterboxd, twitter/x, bluesky, ao3, spotify, goodreads, storygraph.

this is the end of the pinned post -- you may now adjust or turn off your television set.

[rat-dawg-slasher-blog]

Hiiiiiiiii I started another hyperfixation blog

My favorite horror movies/games are

Scream (specifically the first one!!)

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Saw

Carrie

The Craft

FNAF

Friday The Thirteenth

Stephen King's novels (Carrie, Cujo, The Shining)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Halloween

Black Christmas

I will repost

Photos/gifs

Memes, textposts, etc

Meta and analysis

Headcanons/fanfic

Movie rec lists

Aesthetics

Behind the scenes content

And anything else I like!!

I will also be posting my own fanfiction sometime in the next week. Let me know if there's anything you need tagged!! I'll include content warnings for blood and gore ♥️

[iwanderbecauseimlost]

heyyy!! Thanks for the tag, @varda-star-queen, it means a lot to me ❣️❣️❣️ (red hearts for you bestie) also, thank you to @gingeragenda and @koyaildoesstuff 💞💞💞

my tags, in no order.

@gauntletgirlie: the first person to tag me in a game!! It made me so happy, and because of that one tag i feel like I've got so many new friends!! Apart from that, i absolutely love your fics, memes, gifs, etc. ❤️

@wowstrawberrycow: my first moot!! Thank you so much for all your dolly adventures, our roleplay, your advice on staring my own rp blog. Our first proper interaction was when you sent me the link to the 1977 The Hobbit, on Christmas! Thank you so much!!

@valar-did-me-wrong: desi bestieeee ✨ ✨ you supply me with the perfect amount of unhinged thirst and insightful meta!! The memes, the textposts (which sometimes make my heart bleed, but whatever), everything!!

@itwillbeourswansong: another one of the first few moots i got!! Thank you so much for your wonderful edits and positivity 💞 💞

@varda-star-queen: thank you for always being such a hype girl 🙏🏼 💗🙏🏼 💗 seeing you on my dash always is such a treat!!!

@cleftones; for the amazing conversations that range from everyday talk to the most insightful discussions, about so many topics!

@koyaildoesstuff: we haven't been moots for long, but I love seeing your stuff on my dash. I'm so glad I was able to introduce you to Eat Your Young, I love the song so much.

@balrogballs: People will take balls, balls will be lost always but none of them will be as great as Balrogballs. I love your blog so much. It's my very reason for joining Tumblr. (Yes, so I could read your battering ram fic 😢 I never got to, but I'm glad I made friends with you.)

@daughterofthesunlands: for supplying me with my vitamin B(en)!!! Thank you so much!

@ghost-of-morrowbright: seeing you on here always makes me so glad! Our first conversation was about Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry :D!

@askereiniongilgalad: I mean, High King? The opportunity for being your Royal Bath Advisor? The random gifs of all my favourite actors? Thank you 💜

@starstruck-mortal-mari: we haven't been moots for long, but I'm always so glad to see you in my notifications.

@rivendellwatch: for hosting these amazing fan events! You always give me just the right kick to start writing. Your enthusiasm in organising them inspires me so much!

@princessfantaghiro: for your haladriel/ Halbrand related posts! Love seeing them, always!

@the-bogginses-are-gay: for always tagging me in such fun games! Thank you 🙏🏼 🙏🏼

@cosplayprinz: for your amazing cosplay! I love seeing it on my dash!

@silme-lorien: for your amazing unhinged posts!

@frodosrings: I firmly believe you are a genius of our times; your random Tolkien pair idea is one of the best I've ever heard.

@pipis-took: your wonderful art!! It makes me so glad to see you on my dash!!

If I've missed anyone, I apologise! I'm doing this off the top of my head, but thank you all for giving me such a wonderful place to express myself.

Sooo...I woke up to a crap ton of negativity in the ROP/TROP fandom tag. I don't want to get involved at all, but I DO want to see the fandom being a thriving, happy place. So here's a positivity tag game I'd like to offer for anyone who'd like to contribute.

RULES

Tag 3 (or more!) people who you admire or enjoy in the fandom and write a short 1-2 sentences about why you admire them. The tagged people then reblog with 3 or more people they admire/enjoy and so on.

@queenmeriadoc & @helenvader For organizing all sorts of fun fandom events and themed weeks! Even though I don't usually have time to participate, I love seeing the events and everyone's resulting creativity.

@hellofeanor For your amazing Annatar cosplay that makes me drool with envy and appreciation whenever I see it because it is my DREAM to be that good at cosplay some day.

@a-bungle For your stunning fandom art that makes me catch my breath and smash the reblog button every time I see it.

@artesdaterramediaby-kithkerulin For your amazing Haladriel art that makes me grin like an idiot (and also smash the reblog button) every time I see it.

@samiaescorcio15 For your soft and lovely art that makes me feel all warm and fluffy and happy. (And I can't WAIT to get my order of your stickers :D:D:D)

@sauronsgianthands For your hilarious tags and comments that I love to see on other people's posts.

@sauron-the-sexy For your wonderful (and very sexy) gifs of our favorite diabolical Dark Lord.

@baddybaddyadardaddy For seeing all the love and positivity you spread about our favorite Uruk Daddy.

Additional tags: anyone who wants to join in spreading some positivity around the fandom!

[randall-flaggg]

Stephen king: *Creates the most evil/unlikeable character possible*

Me: Ah! Perfect. This will now be my favorite character.

[stanstanthebirdman]

the losers as things I said in high school

Ben: You know what turns ME on? Architecture.

Bev: Oh I'm so sorry you can't cope with the fact that my taste in men was determined at age 11 by Lord of the Rings characters

Bill: I need a hot pocket full of antidepressants

Eddie: Thanks! Now I have to kinkshame ALL of Veggie Tales!

Mike: YOU'VE never had to experience the existential dread of wondering if your grandfather is a closeted furry

Richie: Don't you love it when your trashy cousin comes over and shows you communist propaganda?

Stan: I have elected to not practice flute today, and will instead be having a mental breakdown

(Bonus:)

Eddie: THAT'S why I'm dating you! I'm so horrified I can't tear myself away!

Richie: So it's like dating a trainwreck?

Eddie: Exactly!

Richie: ...am I a hot trainwreck?

[the-losers-are-still-losing]

the losers do powerpoint night

stan goes first, his presentation is titled ‘the losers as bird species’. they’re all really niche species and nobody really understands what he’s saying, but his reasons are really accurate and he finds himself pretty funny.

bill is next, his is short but sweet and simply describes his ideas for the losers’ next days out. everybody gets excited discussing plans, dates, similar alternatives, and eventually all of the ideas he puts forward do happen (and they all enjoy them very much).

ben and eddie have collaborated on theirs to create ‘the losers as disney characters’. unbeknownst to them until now, ben has spent painstaking hours photoshopping each of the losers’ faces onto each of their assigned characters, which everybody finds incredibly funny. it’s also highly obvious that ben was the one to assign ariel to bev, whilst it was eddie who chose vanellope von schweetz for richie.

mike presents his top five derry conspiracy theories, which isn’t actually as boring as you’d expect from the title. he presents each and every point with genuine detail and has clearly done his research, but the theories themselves are so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh. he’s fully aware of this and makes it clear that of course he doesn’t seriously believe in them (okay, maybe one or two of them).

bev and richie’s joint project finishes the night (after having begged everybody to let them go last, convinced that theirs is a high note to end on). the duo present ‘the losers as our favourite memes’, and proceed to spam their eyes with the most chaotic tik toks, textposts and cursed images. they both claim they worked very very hard on this and that they should be taken completely seriously, but their powerpoint actually takes the longest to present since they can’t help but crease up laughing for a full minute every time they change the slide.

[a-list-of-moods]

Pennywise wouldn't last a week in 2021. Somebody would put it on blast on Twitter and it'd just fucking shrivel.

[every-day-is-halloween]

honestly, the most disappointing thing about eddie kaspbrak dying in 2019 is that he didn't live to see the covid-19 pandemic. in this essay i will-

[incorrect-93-rangers]

Billy, *sad*: Do you think I'm weird?

Trini, *Smiling gently*: Definitely.

Billy: Seriously, man, do you think I'm weird?

Trini: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.

[thotteus-beaumont]

......I may or may not have started ANOTHER blog......AND it may be a Power Rangers blog (stop judging me!) @incorrect-93-rangers

[grownups-are-the-real-monsters]

McVries & Stebbins, both very eccentric and weird dudes, fighting over Ray, the most average dude you could possibly imagine...

[padfootslads]

Sirius: *sneaks up on Remus, wearing a Michael Myers mask* You will die tonight.

Remus: *without looking up from his book* Well, sometimes dead is better.

Sirius: ...babe.